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Sport E Odie's Thoughts: Ben Simmons Is A Serial Killer!

Murdered a number of people on Sunday... Before you call the police, I don't mean it literally!

What I'm saying is that he is killing people on the court.

They can't stop that fool.

He can shoot with both hands and jump off both feet.

He's going to be better than Lebron... watch.