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DUMFRIES, SCOTLAND - NOVEMBER 29: Workers at Glaisters Farm near Dumfries harvest this year's crop of Christmas trees as they prepare for the festive season on November 29, 2016 in Dumfries, Scotland. With Christmas fast approaching, thousands of British grown trees will be sold across the country with 80% of the trees being the Nordman FIR and around 10-15% Norway Spruce, and the remainder are lesser known varieties. (Photo by Jeff J Mitchell/Getty Images)

Buying a fake Christmas tree is the most disrespectful thing you can do to Christmas besides NOT watching A Christmas Story at least 7 times.A fake Christmas tree sucks! No Christmas tree smell that sits in your house throughout December. Don’t cheat the kids out of going shopping for the perfect Christmas tree. Packing in the cold car, listening to Wham’s Last Christmas on the radio and only singing the chorus, hot cocoa…

With a fake Christmas tree all you get is your momma yelling, “Hey ya’ll put that Fortnite down and take ya asses in that attic and drag that Christmas tree down”…That’s awful. #EasyMoneySon #IcanNeverBeToat