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Lieutenant Dan and Forest Would be Proud of Chris Pratt 

I wish he was my waiter. 

We love us some Chris Pratt because he's not only devilishly handsome and down to Earth, but he is funny as hell.

Chris posted on his Instagram a photo of him at the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company with a caption reminiscing of his waiter days and all the shrimp he ate of customers plates.

I would have let him eat off my plate.