I use to love it when I was at a bar and some guy would tap me on the shoulder and say a cheesy pick-up line. It was so flattering and yet socially awkward. My personal favorite was when they involved a Harry Potter reference. One time someone said to me, “You must be Voldemort because I cant get you out of my head.” I think I died a little that day.
Love them or hate them, a cheesy chat-up line can be a great icebreaker – or it can backfire very badly. To celebrate the latest season of ‘Love Island’, thortful.com revealed the cheesiest chat-up lines – as voted for by the nation.
Thortful asked the UK to submit their cheesiest chat-up lines and vote for the one-liner they deem the most cringe-worthy. Having analyzed the entries and votes, thortful can reveal that the cheesiest chat-up line of all, as voted for by the nation, is (queue the cringe) … “You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop”.
The top ten chat-up lines are the following:
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You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
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If you were a fruit you’d be a fine apple.
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
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Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
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Do you have a plaster? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
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There is something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
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I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
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Did you fart? ‘cause you blew me away.
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Do you like raisins? Well, how about a date then?
Do you have a favorite pick-up line? Submit yours below and we might just make our own list! Make sure it’s extra cheesy please…we live to read them.