I use to love it when I was at a bar and some guy would tap me on the shoulder and say a cheesy pick-up line. It was so flattering and yet socially awkward. My personal favorite was when they involved a Harry Potter reference. One time someone said to me, “You must be Voldemort because I cant get you out of my head.” I think I died a little that day.

Love them or hate them, a cheesy chat-up line can be a great icebreaker – or it can backfire very badly. To celebrate the latest season of ‘Love Island’, thortful.com revealed the cheesiest chat-up lines – as voted for by the nation.

Thortful asked the UK to submit their cheesiest chat-up lines and vote for the one-liner they deem the most cringe-worthy. Having analyzed the entries and votes, thortful can reveal that the cheesiest chat-up line of all, as voted for by the nation, is (queue the cringe) … “You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop”.

The top ten chat-up lines are the following:

  1. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

  2. If you were a fruit you’d be a fine apple.

  3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

  4. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

  5. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!

  6. Do you have a plaster? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

  7. There is something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

  8. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

  9. Did you fart? ‘cause you blew me away.

  10. Do you like raisins? Well, how about a date then?

Do you have a favorite pick-up line? Submit yours below and we might just make our own list! Make sure it’s extra cheesy please…we live to read them.

Alexis Zarycki is your average girl with the hopes of leaving an everlasting impact on the world. Follow her on Instagram @official_lexpaige