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Burpie’s Thoughts: Teaching Tuesday, Don’t Eat off My Plate

I will be the one to say it since no one else seems to want to upset people by speaking how they really feel.  If as a man we decide…

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I will be the one to say it since no one else seems to want to upset people by speaking how they really feel.  If as a man we decide to take a woman on a date you can order what you want but that doesn't mean you can have what we have also.  I am not the only man who feels this way but ladies you all have got to stop wanting to "taste what we have" it't not selfish of me to say no if you ask for some of my food, it's greedy of you to even ask for more of what you already have.

I never understood why you think my food tastes any different from yours.  Not only do you ask for my food but you ask for it without even finishing your food and have the audacity to ask for a to go box. No ma'am finish your food first then let me know if you're still hungry and want some of mine if I have any left.  You can get my full sentiments on this exact subject below.

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Burpie is a stand-up comedian seen on MTV’s Wild n Out, Joking Off, Worldstar tv, Real Housewives of Atlanta, etc. He is also a radio personality on No Limit Larry and the Morning Maddhouse. He enjoys writing random Charlotte stories that he finds interesting or even bringing his comedy to the internet. He also writes about Charlotte sports. His life on a day to day is sometimes where he finds a lot of inspiration for his online content and on-air bits.