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MIAMI, FL - JANUARY 29: Edward Mercer, a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission non-native Wildlife Technician, holds a North African Python during a press conference in the Florida Everglades about the non-native species on January 29, 2015 in Miami, Florida. The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission along with the Everglades Cooperative Invasive Species Management Area (ECISMA), Miami-Dade County, National Park Service, South Florida Water Management District, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, United States Geological Survey, University of Florida were surveying an area for the Northern African pythons (also called African rock pythons) and the Burmese Python in western Miami-Dade County. The teams of snake hunters were checking the levees, canals and marsh on foot for the invasive species of reptile. Many of the non-native snakes have been introduced in to the wild when people release pet snakes after they grow to large to keep. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

First off, I hate reptiles. Second, there is no way I could performed this. Watching this surgeon remove this live snake from a woman’s ear is jaw dropping.

The fact that this snake is LIVE has me over here squealing, screaming, and crying at the same doggone time. Apparently this snake nestled into her ear. Y’all, the damn snake mouth is like biting while the surgeon is attempting to remove it. I would have been screaming, hands shaking, mouth drooling, like it would have been terrible.

Even though we still technically don’t know how the snake got in there, I’m thinking there is one pissed off mama snake somewhere. Like was she on “Naked and Afraid” or “Alone” and was asleep and the snake went in her ear? I have an absolute insane amount of questions here. Sheesh. Just watch the video.